voltage's little slice of the internet

Welcome! you made it! this website is still very much under construction as I learn how to putter around here.

about me

i am the most interesting person alive, i game, and stream, and want to express myself and all that jazz. how could that not make me the most interesting person alive?

Some relevant info :]

• 26
• he / him
• in a very happily committed monogamous relationship
• currently living in the darn united states of america
• not that there's anything that would otherwise be compromising or unfit for the eyes of anyone under 18, but if you're a minor you're not the intended audience here
• my pokemon squads (in game teams i've used over the years)

At some point I'll make a dedicated "about me" page, and a dedicated "writing archives" page, so that this homepage can get a little cleaner, but like, heheheheh that'll be for later.

general hobbies

• writing
• running
• streaming
• screaming into the void
• gaming
• maintaining a digital garden via obsidian somewhere not here go find it yourself bozo, it's not hard

COME SEE MY COOL PLOT - IT'S MY ENTIRE GAMING HISTORY!!!!!!

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PAGE THAT HOSTS THE COOL PLOT! YOU CAN THEN CLICK THE PIC AGAIN TO SEE THE PLOT!!!

a VOLTAGE zine

I make zines from time to time. I host them here for free so, by all means read them. Please be a good person and don't repost them anywhere, let alone try to sell them. You're better than that.

• #002 - A Collection Of Current and Charges - [full resolution pdf], [smaller shareable pdf]
• #001 - SAPPHIRE SUMMATION - [pdf], [A4 Printable]

I've also contributed these zines:

• GOBLIN BUNKER ZINE JAM #2: SOLSTICE APOCALYPSE, The Summers We Lost

Articles, Reviews, General Writing, etc.

2024

• 2024-11-14 - Celeste isn’t the best platformer from 2018, it’s actually…
• 2024-11-01 - Floppy Numbers that Mean Nothing and The Combat of 13 Sentinels
• 2024-10-21 - Five of My Favorite Moments from twitch.tv/voltagevo, and a Farewell to Streaming
• 2024-10-14 - It's Been 11 Years... - An Oral History of the Pokemon X & Y Pre-Release Season
• 2024-10-11 - Mother 3's Most Devious Trap
• 2024-10-08 - I Am Not Obsessed With My Job, it's Just Something I Do (or "I Hate LinkedIn and I'm Not Going to Hide it Anymore")
• 2024-09-19 - Survivor Enters its Late 40s, Accepts It's Not the Show it Once Was, and Now I Have Deal With It
• 2024-09-13 - Thirty-One Days of Flowers - One Month of Pikmin Bloom
• 2024-08-25 - Lax Lullaby Sounds Like What Depression Feels Like
• 2024-06-03 - The Future is Colorful - A Discussion of Kirby's Dreamland 2 DX
• 2024-03-27 - Admiring my Discoveries in Linda Cube Again
• 2024-02-05 - January 2024 Media Summary
• 2024-01-16 - When to Drop a Game
• 2024-01-11 - Ristar (Sega Genesis)
• 2024-01-03 - On Making on the Internet

2023

• 2023-12-12 - The First Ten Years (1998-2007)
• 2023-12-08 - On Rating and Bias
• 2023-12-02 - Seven Grand High-Quality Rips to Get to Know Me Better

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how did you make this sick website?????

Check out Neocities! (It's how I made this website)